None of us can be trusted with anything!

If I lived in Russia I would cook fish.

Mom, can I buy a videotape that's shaped like a box?

Can I be done eating my cookies now?

When I barfed out that tuna, I mean spit it out, on purpose.

I hit my head a lot you know.

Has anyone ever tried to bubble their hair?

Auntie Jill said I could lick it.

There's not a lot of difference between hockey and golf.

Where's my remote?

The TV's broken.

If you don't have a refrigerator, you can still put it in the pond to keep it ice cold.

I don't actually remember her name.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome are you? Good.

Sometimes I fight hunger.

Mom, did you ever hear this song when you had a boyfriend? I don't have a boyfriend. His name is Larry.

Auntie did you and Uncle Chris come here when you were teenagers?

Did you ever hear this song when you had a boyfriend?

Mom do you know the password to the microwave?