I have a pair of pants.

*sigh* One day I will get regular glasses.

It's like I'm eating a fresh soufflé.

Mom, is this a dungball?

She goes to work, but today she's stuck in the closet.

Your hair looks like a wig. I wish it was a wig so I could wear it.

If you say so.

Oh, right.

My doll smells regular and I want her to smell nice.

I just want to look at the heads.

Do you like Tacos?

I don't get it! I was born to like dolls!

Mom, I want a bobblehead that looks just like you.

Who put lizards in my meatloaf?

Maybe I should load down a game first.

It's not about wanting a bobblehead but having fun with bobbleheads and how they make you feel. 

I think she knows how to cut lemons.

I'm just a boy. A boy named Thor.  Who used to be the god of thunder and lightning.

Mom, you're not Buzz Lightyear.